Lemony Snicket Quotes

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Daniel Handler is an American novelist who wrote many novels as well as Children’s books under the name “Lemony Snicket“. Daniel Handler’s book, A Series of Unfortunate Events, is one of the famous books in his collection and has sold over sixty million copies, which later made into film and series. Lemony Snicket became narrator as well as a character in “A Series of Unfortunate Events” which is popular among the children. We bring you Lemony Snicket Quotes to inspire you.

40 Impressive Lemony Snicket Quotes to Inspire you

1. “Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their wickedness.” – Lemony Snicket

2. “I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.” – Lemony Snicket

3. “People who say money doesn’t matter are like people who say cake doesn’t matter — it’s probably because they’ve already had a few slices.” – Lemony Snicket

4. “Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.” – Lemony Snicket

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5. “A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them.” – Lemony Snicket

6. “All nights are dark days, because night is simply a badly lit version of day.” – Lemony Snicket

7. “I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braes. I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.” – Lemony Snicket

8. “Do the scary thing first, and get scared later.” – Lemony Snicket

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9. “Life never end when you are in it.” – Lemony Snicket

10. “Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.” – Lemony Snicket

11. “When things don’t go right, go left.” – Lemony Snicket

12. “People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.” – Lemony Snicket

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13. “I will love you no matter how many mistakes I make when trying to reduce fractions, and no matter how difficult it is to memorize the periodic table. I will love you no matter what your locker combination was, or how you decided to spend your time during study hall.” – Lemony Snicket

14. “All cannot be lost when there is still so much being found.” – Lemony Snicket

15. “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.” – Lemony Snicket

16. “Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” – Lemony Snicket

17. “People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.” – Lemony Snicket

18. “I go to bed early and rise late and feel as if I have hardly slept, probably because I have been reading almost the entire time.” – Lemony Snicket

19. “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” – Lemony Snicket

20. “Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.” – Lemony Snicket

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21. “It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice cream sandwiches.” – Lemony Snicket

22. “Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something.” – Lemony Snicket

23. “Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you’d see.” – Lemony Snicket

24. “One should never ignore bullies. One should stop them.” – Lemony Snicket

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25. “Don’t repeat yourself. It’s not only repetitive, it’s redundant, and people have heard it before.” – Lemony Snicket

26. “It is one of the peculiar truths of life that people often say things that they know full well are ridiculous.” – Lemony Snicket

27. “nobody knows what an idea will do when it goes off to entertain itself, particularly if the idea comes from a sinister villain.” – Lemony Snicket

28. “First impressions are often entirely wrong. Your initial opinion on just about anything may change over time.” – Lemony Snicket

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29. “In my experience, Well-read people are less likely to be evil.” – Lemony Snicket

30. “There’s nothing wrong with occasionally staring out the window and thinking nonsense, as long as the nonsense is yours.” – Lemony Snicket

31. “When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down around you.” – Lemony Snicket

32. “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.” – Lemony Snicket

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33. “Tears are curious things, for like earthquakes or puppet shows, they can occur at any time, without any warning and without any good reason.” – Lemony Snicket

34. “If we wait until we’re ready we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives. Let’s go.” – Lemony Snicket

35. “Everything. A letter may be coded, and a word may be coded. A theatrical performance may be coded, and a sonnet may be coded, and there are times when it seems the entire world is in code. Some believe that the world can be decoded by performing research in a library.” – Lemony Snicket

36. “To hear the phrase “our only hope” always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope doesn’t work, there is nothing left.” – Lemony Snicket

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37. “You can invent things like automatic popcorn poppers. You can invent things like steam-powered window washers. But you can’t invent more time.” – Lemony Snicket

38. “Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.” – Lemony Snicket

39. “Sometimes the things you’ve lost can be found again in unexpected places.” – Lemony Snicket

40. “Just because you don’t understand something doesn’t mean that it’s nonsense.” – Lemony Snicket

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